In life there are two things which will make you go far… brains and looks. People like Bill Gates have an overdose of the brains and an under-dose of the looks, where people like Jordan who make my blood boil with anger has somehow used her orange skin, whore-like poses and two space-hoppers stuck to a wall breasts (which some people bizarrely will pay to see!) to earn a cushty life, even though she couldn’t string a coherent sentence together if someone was telling her what to say.
Today I want to know if you had to choose… would you be incredibly intelligent and butt ugly, or would you prefer to be really attractive and a complete moron?
I would also just like to mention that my beautiful girlfriend Sarah is doing the Race for life. Which is a 5km (3.11mile) run… or walk, to raise money for Cancer Research UK to continue their efforts in finding treatments and cures for cancer which apparently affects 1 in 3 of us so it is a really good cause.
I know most of you guys are not rolling in it, but if you can afford 50p or a pound it would be much appreciated, consider it your one good deed of the year. You can sponsor her by Clicking Here. Thank you.
April 24th, 2007 at 9:20 am
I think i would prefer to be intelligent and ugly, that way i could maybe come up with some ingenious idea to make loads of money and then have surgery to make me look less freak-like
April 24th, 2007 at 9:32 am
What is intelligence? I lived in halls with physicists who couldn’t wire a plug. One of my work colleagues has no formal qualifications yet is one of the most knowledgeable people I know. I’m pretty sure that Jordan has quite a good business brain to market herself in the way that she has (why is she around when other Page 3 girls her age you never hear of?). And I bet Bill Gates never touched a boob until he was loaded.
April 24th, 2007 at 9:56 am
you have to get all philosophical on it… there is no accurate measure of intelligence. But for this example let’s say it’s high IQ and good business brain and butt ugly or low IQ and incredible looks
also… i still don’t believe Bill Gates has touched any boobage
April 24th, 2007 at 11:18 am
I’d be hot. Who needs intelligence when you are drop dead gorgeous? I can’t believe I actually agree with Rhys though!!
I would normally donate to the race for life however my sister is running it and I am doing a 100ft free fall abseil at night for breast cancer in the summer so feel I am doing my bit!
April 24th, 2007 at 11:28 am
FOR THE WIN!
Though I never actually said I would be stupid but pretty. If I had to choose, I would be ugly and intelligent. Intelligence is sexy.
April 24th, 2007 at 11:29 am
Plus, I could always screw a blind girl.
April 24th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
I would like to have the brains I think, but with a good dose of common sense because I would hate to be one of those academics that couldn’t deal with simple daily tasks. Plus if you have enough money thanks to the brains then there usually isn’t an shortage of people wanting to sleep with you.
April 24th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
I think I am one of those academic types who can’t deal with everyday tasks. I’ve always done pretty well at scholl n uni but I have absolutely no common sense!
Anyway, I think I’d rather have intelligence-beauty is in the eye of the beholder n all that.
April 24th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Oh and no worries Celeste-I didn’t really expect anyone to sponsor me, it’d just be a bonus if anyone did. Good luck with your abseil-think my challenge is relatively easy compared to that!
April 24th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
No way - running is evil. Dropping down the side of a building 100ft up in the dark with just a bit of rope saving you from splatting on the ground….wait hang on. Fuck! Why am I doing this!?
April 24th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Saying that, with some of the stuff I have done lately I think I fall in the academic but with little common sense category
April 24th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
That’s a tough choice! However I think I’d be intelligent and ugly. But I’d have to be REALLY intelligent so I could make lots of money. You’ve got to have some pro’s in life.
My boyfriend’s sister did the race for life here in NZ for cancer. It’s a 24-hour relay though. We sponsored her
April 25th, 2007 at 3:04 am
Beautiful. And dumb. I’ve survived this long… why change? Hahaha just joking. I’m not dumb…
I honestly think I’m the only person who makes me laugh.
I tried to donate a pound (which actually made up the last $2.64AUD left in my PayPal funds) but A: the minimum donation is two pounds, B: I’ve just realised they don’t accept PayPal and I won’t have a credit card for another month and C: I can’t really take this seriously when there’s a pizza box in her ‘Race for Life’ photo.
So yes. But Sarah: You have my moral support.
April 25th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
ha ha Paddy, you make me laugh.
But why can’t you take me seriously cos of the dominoes box? That pic was taken on my 20th birthday so that explains all the treats.
But thanks for trying to donate anyway-I didn’t know about that £2 thing-that’s rubbish!
April 25th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
And I just got paid another $10 USD from BlogToProfit so I WOULD’VE been able to donate. Who doesn’t accept PayPal these days… bloody amateurs that’s who.
20th birthday shmirthday, you don’t have my sympathy. A woman in training for the ‘Race of her life’ should not be eating pizza no matter what the consequences! hehe, good luck!!
But OI, event date is 4th July.. I’m 18 on May 15, which allows me to get the long awaited visa debit or debit mastercard… You’ll be getting your 2 pound donation if its the last goddamn thing I do.
I like money.
Money money money.
April 25th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Thanks Paddy!
Well, that pic was over two years ago so think the effects of the take-away have worn off now just about!
I have just started training actually-I dragged Ryan out last night to run the perimeter road on campus-it nearly killed me!
I’ve changed the pic now-hopefully people will take me more seriously, although I’ll probably change it again within the week.
April 25th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Oh lord, Paddy with a credit card sounds like bad news to me… I can see him swiping it between strippers bum cheecks
April 25th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
(it better have been thin crust!)
Haha no worries Sarah. However you’ll soon come to realise it’s useless thanking me until I’ve actually done it… but my intentions are 100% there and honest which is not usually the case!
‘debit’! So I’ll only be able to swipe it between their bum cheecks if I’ve got money in my account. If not I’ll have to resort to violence again.
I better leave before I cause any more offense to woman-kind.
(ps. is there a possibility we spelt ‘cheecks’ wrong? it just doesn’t look right)
April 25th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
yes it’s cheeks!