Ok, so I got the idea for this post while watching Elektra on five the other day. Electra is a Marvel Superhero (hottie) who has been transmorphed from the pages of comic book illustration into a real human in the movie version, played by Jennifer Garner.
Today I want to know about people you really shouldn’t but definitely would… you know what I mean.
This is usually a weird one to talk about cause there are some granted ones which are acceptable, but then someone will come out with a bizarre one like Dawn French, can anyone else see that?… maybe it’s just me that thinks that’s a weird one.
Anyway I have compiled a few of mine…
An acceptable one to start. Despite being old enough to be my mum Carol Vorderman is in there…
Maybe less acceptable this time, but I’ll blame it on my Kurt Cobain obsession and hope that you all forgive me… I present Courtney Love…
I’m not going to try and justify this one, but you definitely would…
Look at those tattoos… she would be filthy.
There must be some Philip Schofield or James May fans out there…
First of all I just wanted to let you know about some funny google hits my site has had. If you google Fearne Cotton’s Nipples I am right up there on page 1 (I’m pretty sure this search was conducted by Rhys). Also when you search for fizz corrie shag I am number one… the traffic for that search is going to be immense. Google must think my site is pure filth, and think of how disappointed people must be when they find my site… I might put a picture of my nipples up to make up for it.
So I know a lot of my beautiful readers are fellow bloggers so I want to know about weird ways people have found your site.
Or on the flip side if you were looking for something very innocent like say an “animal farm” and you found something very disturbing indeed.
Let me know with a comment…
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I have been browsing quite a few other blogs recently, and I stumbled upon this question which I thought I would completely copy. I really would have included a link to said copied blog, but I did not take note of it. So sorry to that person.
And for the girls… which one of these hunky hunks would you shoot, which would you shag and which would you marry. Your choices are: Hitler, The Hoff, Joe Pasquale
Feel free to answer the opposite sex’s question too. Answers in my comments box, you know how it goes.
Last weekend Channel 4 were showing one of those “how are we going to fill 5 hours this evening” 100 greatest programmes, entitled “100 sexiest stars”. I don’t know if any of you watched this, and I don’t know who “won”. Admittedly the part I watched were the fairly low numbers, from about 85 to 70 I think.
I don’t know how much Tony Blair paid to be featured in this list, but Channel 4, don’t even try and deny he did… you’re not fooling us. I’m not kidding… I wish I was, he featured above Jim Morrison from the Doors. This is craziness. Don’t even get me started on Abi Titmuss being in there, Holy Crap. I’ve seen men that are better looking women than Abi Titmuss.
For me it has to be Shannyn Sossamon on the female front, and maybe Johnny Depp on the male side.
What do you kids think? And if anyone says Abi Titmuss… I will hunt you down and attach clothes pegs to your nipples.
Tell me now in my American Style digital comment creator below.
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Okay, so I wasn’t going to post today, but I found this article about a guy who says he has lived to 107. Despite smoking his whole life, he has lived to this remarkable age… and the reason he says is because he has never had sex.
I wonder if he masturbates…
Also, on a completely seporate note. I was on TV last night on Great British Holiday on BBC4. I’m the guy stood in the rain looking miserable. I don’t remember signing any sort of permission slip for this. I’m gonna take the BBC down.
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