I am not speaking of sharing food here… I need all the food I can get (I think I might be a size zero, which is not good for a man / boy / manboy). Today I want you to show me the funny.
I really like jokes that aren’t really that funny, but are really funny… if you know what I mean. The problem is I am running a bit low on material, I massively overuse this joke…
This guy walks into a pub with a giraffe and says “two pints of Guinness please” and the barman says “I’m sorry but you look like you’ve already had a few too many, I’m going to have to ask you to leave”. On the way out the giraffe bangs his head on the door frame and collapses on the ground. As the guy starts walking off the barman shouts “you can’t leave that lying there” and the guy replies “it’s not a lion… it’s a giraffe.”
Obviously that joke works better when you’re telling it and not reading it. I am also a big fan of the moth joke off Scrubs… that is so un-funny it’s hilarious, I would advise you watch it if you’re not at work.
Like I said I am on the hunt for new material. So if you think you have an even better joke than the lion one (which will take some beating) then type it into my newly fitted laughing comments box.
Thank you… I’m here all week
March 13th, 2007 at 9:38 am
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mr Attention Deficit Disorder
Mr Attention Deficit Disorder who?
LETS FLY KITES!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mr Man who likes to interrupt people
Mr Man who likes to….
ARE YOU GOING TO LET ME IN OR WHAT?
(the latter one I replaced with “Han” on a number of occasions. I love her to bits but by god she interrupted me lots)
March 13th, 2007 at 10:54 am
Aw I laughed at a pretty funny one over dinner tonight…
A man’s wife dies, and he decides to put a little box in the local paper about her. It costs $20 for four words. So he pays the newspaper and tells them to write “Rachael. She is dead.” The newspaper salesman feels for the man, and says “Hey look, I’ll tell you what; I’ll give you three extra words for free”. The newspaper was published the following day. The man’s ad read: “Rachael. She is dead. Volvo for sale.”
Hahah.. hmm, I found it funny.
March 13th, 2007 at 10:55 am
Hahah I love scrubs.