First off let me apologise for the lack of updatage this week, I have been uber busy in search of the perfect shed mmmmm.
Anyway, like I said I am really busy so I’ll keep this short… and now I’ve said that I’ve only gone and started rambling like a moron on coke. And speaking of morons on coke today I want to post up in the style of heat magazine and want to know about your Celebrity Spots.
I have mentioned this one in a comment on Celeste’s blog before that when I was in London once I spotted Lisa Riley in Ann Summers testing vibrators on her nose and whipping her friends… oh how the memory haunts me.
I also spotted Noel Gallagher at a small clothes shop in Manchester, but I was in awe and I just stood in the doorway when he needed to get passed with my mouth open and he said “all right pal” to which I replied… eeer with not saying anything, but he knew what I meant, then he left.
I also spotted Elle Macpherson and David Blaine while in New York. I have also seen Ryan Giggs, Alex Higgins, the almighty great Spinto Band on numerous occasions and some others that I can’t remember. I’ll update this post when my brain is out of flash action script mode (but don’t count on it).
May 11th, 2007 at 9:21 am
Riiiiight here goes:
- I have snogged Beppe when he was in Eastenders
- Darren Day pushed in front of me in Starbucks so I called him a jerk and he bought me my drink to apologise
- I’ve seen Imogen from the last BB - yawn
- I had a one night stand with someone who is now in Holby City. He’s so hot.
- I’ve seen Jude Law - such a let down in real life
- I said Hi to Ben Affleck
- Sharon Osbourne told m I had nice eyes
- I’ve seen Gina Yashere (Comedienne) on the tube
- The bloke in Catherine Tate sketches lives in Clapham
- as does Lucie Cave - features Editor for Heat Magazine
and my all time favourite:
I SAW GANDALF! He stood behind me on the escalator in Clapham North Tube Station. I was sooooo star struck!
The End.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:28 am
Gareth Gates in Madrid Airport
Violet out of Corrie on Oxford Road/Street Manchester
..Can’t think who else
Oh..Anthony Wilson on an electric tram in Manchester
May 11th, 2007 at 11:04 am
I posted this on b3ta a while back.
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I was 6 and loved game shows (such as The Crystal Maze and Fun House). On one of our regular trips to Llandudno, we stopped by for some food in Marks and Spencers. I was throwing a wobbly at the time because I was dragged out of the Early Learning Centre, which had just opened up across the street.
Then, my mum saw him!
“Look Rhys! It’s Roy Walker! Come on, lets go and meet him!”
Suddenly, I develop the embarrassment that kids normally do when they meet celebrities, dentists or the hairdressers. I stopped crying and put on the breaks, as my mum dragged me over to Roy.
I gave in eventually and co-operated with my mum, after all, I wouldn’t want to show myself up in front of Roy. Luckily my mum did enough for me.
“Oh my goodness, you’re Roy Walker!” My mum said to a bemused Roy, “I love Catchphrase so much, we watch it all the time on Sunday night. This is my son Rhys, who is very good.”
“Ah Rhys…Nice to meet yoy.” Answered a polite, albeit slightly annoyed Roy.
“He does this amazing impression of you! Go on Rhys, say what you say in front of the TV every week…”
Imagine me, 6 years old, wearing a Sonic The Hedgehog T-shirt. Bright red. Both Roy and his missus looked on as I struck up my worst Northern Irish accent.
“Look at Mr. Chips, what is he doin!”
Roy, visiably annoyed, said “That’s Good….that’s….”, and walked off.
The rude sod.
If the guy was on the ball he would of answered “It’s good, but it’s not right.”, that would of made my day.
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I fucking win.
I’ve also seen Tony Blair, Bill Clinton, Les Battersby from Corrie, Michelle Marsh (google her), saw Justin from Hollyoaks in a strip club, semi-pulled Elize Du Toit (fittie from Hollyoaks a few years back) though I had no idea who she was and my mum mate’s with Helen Willet’s mum (she’s a BBC Weathergirl), and she used to babysit me.
May 11th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
You don’t win. Roy Walker dissed you. Welcome to loserville population - you!
May 11th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
It’s so sad but I have seen
Orlando Bloom likes to pop up to my Uni campus to hang out sometimes I’ve seen him twice up there, his mum lives just down the road.
Alma from Corrie
Nasty Nick from Eastenders
Toadie from Neighbours
Once bumped into Kerry McFadden being a super bitch to some poor girl
Michela Strachan
I think that is about it, pretty Z list wouldn’t you say?
May 11th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
wow Toadie!
May 13th, 2007 at 10:21 am
If Orlando Bloom was in full Legolas costume then I would be so jealous. I only fancy him as the elf.