The Megaphone : A Debate Blog

Today I just thought I’d let you all know what has been going on inside my head over the last couple of days. It also kind of explains my inability to blog too often.

So here goes…

1. How I can convince the debt collectors that my name isn’t Steven Pandolfo (Steven if you’re reading this… give yourself up already).

2. How I can convince BT that the phone points in my new house are not a figment of my imagination

3. Who really killed Claire in Hollyoaks?

4. How much I enjoy watching Wimbledon, and by Wimbledon I mean Maria Sharapova

5. How I’m expected to do the work of 3 designers due to a double whammy of redundancies at work

6. Where is all the rain? Where I live it has been sunny for weeks… I think this whole story might be propaganda by Al Gore

7. Second Life - Does no one else see that it is the most bizzare freakshow on the planet?

8. Why people on Big Brother don’t realise if they want to have sex without the public seeing then they should do it in plain view… you think Channel 4 will broadcast hardcore porn?

9. How much of today’s Race For Life Sarah will run, how much she will walk and how much she will have to drag herself along the ground to get to the end

10. How a 60 year old man can have a better body than me, a 23 year old man in his prime

11. How a 7 year old boy can have a better body than me, a 23 year old man in his prime

12. Have space raiders sacrificed the number of crisps to keep the low price of 10p? I’m sure there used to be more in there when I were a lad

13. How I can get Channel 4 to bring back Big Breakfast as morning TV nowadays is wack

What have you guys been thinking about?